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im very muscular, bodybuilder, 6"6, almost always seen in a speedo, white hair and psychotic eyes.
Posted on 18th Apr at 9:25 PM, with 7,599 notes

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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Posted on 10th Apr at 5:53 PM, with 7,757 notes

nentindo:

gf: come over :)

me, professional wrestling promoter, Vince McMahon: i can’t

gf: i’ll have sex with you

me, professional wrestling promoter, Vince McMahon:

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Posted on 10th Apr at 4:34 PM, with 853 notes

catp0rn:

Pumpkin’s a real charmer when she sleeps

Posted on 8th Apr at 8:31 PM, with 23,382 notes

punacceptable:

fun prank: teach girls from an early age that their entire worth lays in how pretty they are, then make fun of them for being “”“superficial”“”

Posted on 8th Apr at 8:30 PM, with 825 notes
beingliberal:

A lot of things that help families survive can be obtained with equal pay for equal work
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beingliberal:

A lot of things that help families survive can be obtained with equal pay for equal work

Posted on 7th Apr at 11:14 PM, with 143,253 notes

no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

Posted on 7th Apr at 11:13 PM, with 1,686 notes

Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and… shine. Not that I… wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until…

Well, let’s just say your hour has… come again.

Posted on 6th Apr at 2:22 PM, with 49,758 notes

miucciapet:

i’m deleting

Posted on 6th Apr at 2:13 PM, with 588,045 notes

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

Posted on 3rd Apr at 9:10 PM, with 66 notes
clavid:

My boyfriend got me sea monkeys!!!!!
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clavid:

My boyfriend got me sea monkeys!!!!!

Posted on 2nd Apr at 9:06 PM, with 9,452 notes

cambioncabal:

grub-boy:

interior decor ideas

the tiny framed picture of Iwata gets me every time

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